Photographer recounts how a gay man tried to pick him up at a party

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A young Nigerian photographer took to Twitter to recount how a gay man approached him at a wedding trying to start a relationship with him.

He tweeted:

”So one mad man that God will help me punish toasted me yesterday at a wedding. These gay mofos are in Lagos! And they’re having mind now o

There I was after a long day of shooting,practising my newly acquired shaku shaku legbegbe skills. One built man came to be dancing near me

I even think say na normal guy guy matter, na so I hail am… He said “Baddest” and I hail am “Chairman”. And I continued my “ko sewe”

That’s how the unfortunate being told me he’s getting married soon oh… That he go need my services. I said just buzz is when you need us

He came back and said I should come outside so we talk. I started speaking foneh so I can charge him better money

We got outside and baba said… I’m not here for photography, I don’t know how to say it. Confused I’m like “what’s up” talk na

While he was stuttering, his friend came around. Mr gay smiled and touched my shoulder, that’s how his friend said good luck and walked away

That’s when I know there was a problem. Baba smiled and said “you know you’re cute and I’d like for us to be closer ”

Omo my foneh change and I asked sternly “Mr Oga which kain talk be dat one na” “ABEG I GET WORK INSIDE FREE ME ” Baba said later sweetie


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